i think my mom watched the whole time
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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