He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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