Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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