Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We don't watch enough power rangers
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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