Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I don't deserve a penis
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
