also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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