Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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