I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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