are you still at the devil's house?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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