I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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