Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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