i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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