But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Randomize
