I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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