Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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