I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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