all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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