i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I want her autograph on my taint
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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