Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you will always have a special place in my vag
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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