I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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