just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
