moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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