someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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