Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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