They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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