we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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