she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
My vagina is very pro this idea
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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