so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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