Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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