whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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