i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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