I love having hate sex.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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