All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Buhtt sex?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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