One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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