And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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