I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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