i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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