Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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