She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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