All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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