Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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