But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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