so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex