You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm