i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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