i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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