I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He felt like a one man threesome
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Holy shit dude........stairs
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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