Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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