goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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