The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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