After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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