I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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