i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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