it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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