need another drink. this is the easiest way
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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