her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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