You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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