he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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