Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You can make out without kissing
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