if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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