He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
he just fucked me for my cheese.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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